- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Tommy got neutered.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Ron Paul for President!

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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