What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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The holocaust

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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my wife out of the kitchen

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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