What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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boys

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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