why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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