Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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