Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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my wife out of the kitchen

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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