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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A dog was barking at a tree

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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