- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Badabing.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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