Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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