- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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