- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Yo Momma is not fat.

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