- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

This is sparta No this is patrick

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