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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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