- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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