Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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