- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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