- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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mexicans fishing

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What is older than history?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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