- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

knock knock who's there? hope

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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