Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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No soap radio

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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The Big Band Theory

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

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