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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Nero, sure you are okay?

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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