What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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