- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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