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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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