Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

my wife out of the kitchen

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

knock knock!? . . No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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