- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

knock,knock you suck

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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