F? No k

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what's the difference between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Woman's Rights

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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