- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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