What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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F? No k

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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