- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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