- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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