why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Women's rights.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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