- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

batman has diarrhea

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

The GOV and the WHO?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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