What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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