- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Faithful men.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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