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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

think twice or at least think

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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