- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

cats are pussies

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

vitamin c

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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