What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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