- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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