- Anti Joke

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.