- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why did the man die? he had cancer

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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