Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

You're a big fat monkey.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

10inch nice

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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