My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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the NAACP

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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