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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

France had one revolution

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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