- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Albert <3 Hunter

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

2 + 2 = 4

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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