When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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woman's rights

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Matthew Baker

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Mooses

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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