Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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