Matthew Baker

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Penis

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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don't read this

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Girls soccer

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Mooses

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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