- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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