Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Nick Cannon

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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