- Anti Joke

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

PIED NINNY!

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.