Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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