- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Then none of us want to be right.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

You're a big fat monkey.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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