Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Religionh

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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