- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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