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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

That's illegal What? Your mom

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

The lion swallowed his pride.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What comes after 69? 70

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.