What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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andrew wagner

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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