what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

10inch nice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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