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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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