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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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