What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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think twice or at least think

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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