How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Anti Joke

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