What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Women's rights

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A fish swims up your penis...

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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