- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

rabbits running in my bathroom!

they told me not to write here but i did

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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