What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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