Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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The Big Band Theory

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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