What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

No soap radio

what's the difference between a crocodile?

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Rebecca Black's career.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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