- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Cliterus

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

jibby jobby

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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