- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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