Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Woman's Rights

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what's the difference between a duck?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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