why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

The holocaust

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

F? No k

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

dassa

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Woman's Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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