Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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