What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

The Big Band Theory

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Rebecca Black's career.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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