I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

my wife out of the kitchen

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

knock knock!? . . No.

What comes after 23? 24.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Anti Joke

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