- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, this joke isn't funny.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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