Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

F? No k

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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