The holocaust

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

my wife out of the kitchen

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

test

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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