What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Tommy got neutered.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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