What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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