your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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