- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

heat!

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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My name is Jeff

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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