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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

Justin Beiber

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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