How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What's half of 8? o

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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