- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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