Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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