- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

I have aids

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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