- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Whats the defination of cruelty

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

This is not funny.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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