- Anti Joke

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock knock. Get out!!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.