Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Psychics.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

batman has diarrhea

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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