a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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my gramma died

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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2 black kids walk into school

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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