- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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