Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

The Colts this year.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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