A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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gingers

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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Shea's sty....

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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What? Why?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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