- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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