- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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