- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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