why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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