- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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